Wino Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 And what about the story of the flooding that occurred at his new Texas presidential library where both books were destroyed! And GW was really pissed as he hadn't finished coloring one of them. I am not sure if George was talking about that other book that was destroyed in the flood, but I love this quote of his, "'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 I am not sure if George was talking about that other book that was destroyed in the flood, but I love this quote of his, "'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.'Is that a real quote, or were you being facetious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 That is one of George W's many words of wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 While on the topic, here are a few of the more literate (but still rather ignorant) quotes from ol' GW: "I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." [The guy has a mind like a steel trap, eh?] - George W. Bush "I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future." - George W. Bush "I have my own, strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them." - George W. Bush "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 It would be interesting, but impossible, to understand how that idiot's brain works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 It would be interesting, but impossible, to understand how that idiot's brain works. D-Y-S-F-U-N-C-T-I-O-N Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 While on the topic, here are a few of the more literate (but still rather ignorant) quotes from ol' GW: "I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." [The guy has a mind like a steel trap, eh?] - George W. Bush "I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future." - George W. Bush "I have my own, strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them." - George W. Bush "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - George W. Bush "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush Thanks, I needed that laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patong Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I find it very amusing that a topic about Obama has been subverted to telling stories about Bush W ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted October 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I find it very amusing that a topic about Obama has been subverted to telling stories about Bush W ... You have to admit, telling jokes about George W is amusing and so easy to do. Do you have any jokes about Obama? I heard a tasteless one that might be funny to some. "Did you hear that Wal-mart has a new Obama Christmas ornament. It will be the first time you can hang a black man from a tree and not get in trouble." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 That's a very racist joke. I would be ashamed to post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patong Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 You have to admit, telling jokes about George W is amusing and so easy to do. Do you have any jokes about Obama? I heard a tasteless one that might be funny to some. "Did you hear that Wal-mart has a new Obama Christmas ornament. It will be the first time you can hang a black man from a tree and not get in trouble."Might I suggest you start a Bush W topic. And, let's wait a couple of years, then the Obama jokes will be in vogue. Lastly, that's a terrible racist joke about Obama. Very bad form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I will be interested to see how the poster will defend (rationalize) it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 31, 2009 Report Share Posted October 31, 2009 I find it very amusing that a topic about Obama has been subverted to telling stories about Bush W ... Subverted? Dang, sounds like a conspiracy. In the message board world, it's called derailing (as in "the thread was derailed"). Normal routine on the message boards and quite often (just my opinion) the derailing often involves some humorous comments more interesting the the initial thread theme. Sorta like the post office game we older farts used to play back in the 50's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wino Posted November 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Lastly, that's a terrible racist joke about Obama. Very bad form. It was a tasteless joke. Here are a few tasteless anti-racists jokes that you might find funny. An apartment of 3 floors lives 3 families, A White family, a Black family and a Racist family. At 2pm on a normal working day, a fire breaks out and burns the building to the ground, which family dies? The Racist family, because with the others at 2pm the parents are out at work and the kids are at school. Why don’t racists like blowjobs? They don’t like any jobs Why is a racist like a dog? Both mark their territory with shit Why is a racist like a Racing commentator? Both start shouting when a new race starts Have you heard the one about the racist who choked on yogurt? He found out there was a foreign culture in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Subverted? Dang, sounds like a conspiracy. In the message board world, it's called derailing (as in "the thread was derailed"). Normal routine on the message boards and quite often (just my opinion) the derailing often involves some humorous comments more interesting the the initial thread theme.That's basically what I was thinking. Besides, I think for our generation, hating GWB will never get old, just like hating Nixon never got old for a generation before us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Besides, I think for our generation, hating GWB will never get old, just like hating Nixon never got old for a generation before us. Besides being much older than you, I'm an equal opportunity kind of guy - I still dislike both of them about equally. Nixon was never as dumb as GWB but he was a whole lot meaner (you almost have to be smart to be devious and mean). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Bob, I find myself agreeing with your postings the vast majority of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Bob, I find myself agreeing with your postings the vast majority of the time. Egads, lvdkeyes, you're in trouble then! I don't even agree with me some of the time! (Actually, I'm guessing we're about the same age.....but you gotta be a whole lot better lookin'....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Judging by our avatars, I would have to agree with you regarding looks. Age wise I am past Medicare age, but not dead yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 Judging by our avatars, I would have to agree with you regarding looks. Age wise I am past Medicare age, but not dead yet. Hmmm.....well, I guess I'm a tad younger (but not far behind). I'll start collecting SS next year at age 62. It's funny that when you're real young, a short time period seems important. You ask a kid if he's 8 and he responds: "No I'm not, I'm 8 and a half!" At our ages, 4-5 years (let alone 6 months) doesn't mean diddley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 Right now, with slightly more than a year before I turn 40, that one year is very, very important to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 Why is turning 40 such a big deal? I can barely remember it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 5, 2009 Report Share Posted November 5, 2009 Right now, with slightly more than a year before I turn 40, that one year is very, very important to me! 40! You're still a puppy! (I didn't start feeling old until I was 47 or 48). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WannaGo Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 Why is turning 40 such a big deal? I can barely remember it. I hated seeing my 20s go, but I always comforted myself with the thought that at least I was still only in my 30s. But once I turn 40, there is simply no doubt that I have reached middle age and my youth is gone. Scares me some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lvdkeyes Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 My philosophy is getting older sure beats the alternative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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