smoker Posted October 8, 2009 Report Posted October 8, 2009 "I don't need to fight to prove I'm right. I don't need to be forgiven." Best line is rock ever.
eleothegreat Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 I have this question - most of the nuns I've come accross with, especially the nuns running the school were I studied in my elementary years - were more evil than the common men. They're supposed to be nuns!! Have you noticed that?
lvdkeyes Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 It may be caused by sexual frustration. No nookie can make you get testy.
Wino Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 It may be caused by sexual frustration. No nookie can make you get testy.Why then, aren't priest mean? Are they getting some nookie on the side?
WannaGo Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 Why then, aren't priest mean? Are they getting some nookie on the side?Sure they are...from all the altar boys. Just watch the news.
Wino Posted October 14, 2009 Report Posted October 14, 2009 Sure they are...from all the altar boys. Just watch the news.Jesus, Mary and Joeseph!!!! Pedo priests? What is this world coming to?
lvdkeyes Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 Even monks are getting it on the side.
Wino Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 Even monks are getting it on the side.Monks are getting it, but how about monkeys?
lvdkeyes Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 You would know that better than I. he he he
Wino Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 You would know that better than I. he he heSorry, This little monkey is not getting any nookie on the side. Perhaps, cousin Bob is?
Wino Posted October 15, 2009 Report Posted October 15, 2009 Do you think he will tell?I may be mistaken, but I don't think Bob is the type to "kiss and tell."
eleothegreat Posted October 16, 2009 Report Posted October 16, 2009 It may be caused by sexual frustration. No nookie can make you get testy. i suppose all of us can attest to that. hahaha
WannaGo Posted October 18, 2009 Report Posted October 18, 2009 i suppose all of us can attest to that. hahahaPreach it, brother!
Bob Posted October 20, 2009 Report Posted October 20, 2009 Sorry, This little monkey is not getting any nookie on the side. Perhaps, cousin Bob is? Frankly, guys, I try to stay away from cousins and anybody that'd look like me! (Stealing one of Dangerfield's lines: I was so ugly as a child they had to tie a pork chop to my face to get the dog to play with me!) By the way, who's Nookie? And is he/she available?
Wino Posted October 20, 2009 Report Posted October 20, 2009 By the way, who's Nookie? And is he/she available? Isn't Noookie lvdkeyes' cousin? If you listen to the town gossip, she is always available.
Wino Posted October 20, 2009 Report Posted October 20, 2009 Don't start about me. It's a joke. Sorry, didn't know you were so sensitive about little nookie.
lvdkeyes Posted October 21, 2009 Report Posted October 21, 2009 Not sensitive at all; two can joke, you know.
Wino Posted October 21, 2009 Report Posted October 21, 2009 Speaking of a joke.....no not George Bush. How do ducks get high? Quack
finebyme Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 There you have it. Bob is not the kiss and tell kind of guy.
Bob Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 There you have it. Bob is not the kiss and tell kind of guy. Huh? (adding to that the sound of something whooshing by my head). It's been so long I forgot who/what I was supposed to kiss. Was it Nookie? And is "Nookie" a person or an activity?
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