lvdkeyes Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 Death isn't really the problem; it's the dying process. I never heard that eating pork chops caused heart disease. Isn't it called "the other white meat"?
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 Fried pork chops are really not great for your arteries.
rucus7 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 I don't see it as any different from my love of pork chops and Russian vodka. The difference is moderation, one cigarette per day paralyzes the cilia of the lung, which begins regeneration 72 hours after cessation. I am not aware of any similar detrimental effects with pork or alcohol consumption. When done in moderation. The point being, no amount of smoking is acceptable as being moderate, as related to physical health.
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 I'm sorry if I implied that my alcohol consumption could even be vaguely described as "moderate."
rucus7 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 Death is going to suck no matter what I don't necessarily agree, death is merely part of the complete life cycle. Unless you are of the same mindset of the pro-life anti-abortion conservatives that believe that life begins at conception and ends at birth(humor)
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 No. I'm of the mindset that it will be more difficult to drink, smoke and fuck when I'm dead - and that will suck.
rucus7 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 I'm sorry if I implied that my alcohol consumption could even be vaguely described as "moderate."How about your pork consumption?
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 It would make a cardiologist weep.
rucus7 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 No. I'm of the mindset that it will be more difficult to drink, smoke and fuck when I'm dead - and that will suck. There is a direct correlation between cigarette smoking and impotency. You may end up with a limp pecker that cannot be revived with viagra.
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 That has yet to be a problem.
rucus7 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 That has yet to be a problem.I'm glad to hear that. And in your case because you live so perilously close to the edge it probably never will be. You may die young with a hard on, in an alcohol black-out with a fried pork chop in your Pocket and a cigarette burning in the ashtray. Just like Albert Camus
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 This is my goal. Although it would also be nice to be stepped on by an elephant right as I'm ejaculating into a serious hottie.
rucus7 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 This is my goal. Although it would also be nice to be stepped on by an elephant right as I'm ejaculating into a serious hottie. You forgot a day after winning the lottery
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 A year after winning the lottery would be better.
lvdkeyes Posted September 24, 2009 Report Posted September 24, 2009 Fried pork chops are really not great for your arteries.So now it's FRIED pork chops. It really depends what kind of oil you use to fry them if they are bad for your arteries. Canola or olive oil are heart healthy oils, as is soy bean oil.
smoker Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Posted September 24, 2009 Dude, Anyone who doesn't fry their pork chops doesn't know what they are missing.
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